Another crazy Mom story:
(It’s been raining and storming all day – this is very important.)
Mom had gone to pick my sister up from work, then stopped at Hallmark to look around. When she got home we had this conversation:
Mom: We stopped at Angela’s and got takeout
(we had already made dinner earlier to get on the stove when she & my sister got home, I knew that couldn’t be right.)
Me: Um… you mean Tracy did that for lunch?
Me: Did they do that for lunch?
Mom: What? No. We went there and got tacos.
Mom: (shakes her head) takeout. menus. We got takeout menus. From Angela’s, that new place by the movies.
Mom: It’s been raining, I’ve been out in the rain and thunder and lightning you know.
Me: nodding (as you do with crazy people)
Mom: I probably got struck or something.
Me: That would explain it.