I was minding my own business watching the world fall apart on the news while Mom was reading our local paper. Our daily paper, that comes out 4 days a week and Saturdays when they have stuff to say – that’s the definition of daily, right? Yeah, I thought so too. Anyway…
Mom: I’ve read this ad 3 times and it just gets better, listen to this.
Me: Oh boy, ok, hit me.
Mom: (Local Restaurant)’s top 5 reasons to visit. 1. The views from the dining room. 2. Our courteous service. 3. See a photo of (Local Weather Guy).
Me: Did he paint it?
Mom: Oh no, he did not. It’s a photo of him, that they have hanging on the wall.
Me: Are you shitting me?
Mom: There’s a photo, OF THE PHOTO.